Until recently I did not know that ‘teabagging’ could have a different meaning than just dunking a tea filled bag into hot water.
Once explained the analogy makes perfect sense. The action is more or less the same it just involves a pair of man balls, a willing mouth and a kinky disposition.
I imagine this quite a hairy and prickly affair.
In one position you are faced with a descending backside, crack right on eye level. Blessed if you are farsighted.
The reverse position is not much more desirable since you might get slapped with a meaty member right between the eyes.
In any case, you always have your mouth full which means to keep enjoying the occasion you need to breathe through your nose.
Especially in position one, this will get you a lung full of gut fumes.
Squatting down can also release trapped wind involuntarily so you might be in for quite a treat.
Worst case scenario here is the dreaded ‘shart’. One of those will leave you freckled and somewhat defiled.
Skid marks belong into your underwear and not in your face.
